I feel so grateful

do you think YOUR friends love you?

go THERE, then.

and, well, think again...

Patriotism?

Two girls in a coffee shop. A third girl walks in, goes to the table, smiling, and waits to be introduced:

- This is my friend Paula. She is also from Brazil.
- Hi, Paula. Nice to meet you. I'm Erica.
- Hi, America. Nice meeting you too.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I love real life jokes!

Not even I can stand myself !

I wish all my friends would be online all the time and write and call all the time and wanted to talk to me all the time. I wish everyone was available to me all the time. I wish life was a big happy hour and everyone liked me. And that all my dear friends lived nearby and we could see each other every day, and could talk and talk, sitting at a bar table. Done! Then it would be allright.

(I know you had to go and take care of your lives... but it´s been fucking hard.)