Being correct

Impossible not to have some level of cultural shock with the politically correct.
How am I supposed to describe a first meeting (with romantic possibilities) of two people who had the date arranged by a third part?
Would it be a visually challenged date?

Patriotism?

Two girls in a coffee shop. A third girl walks in, goes to the table, smiling, and waits to be introduced:

- This is my friend Paula. She is also from Brazil.
- Hi, Paula. Nice to meet you. I'm Erica.
- Hi, America. Nice meeting you too.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I love real life jokes!