Bad dream

Last night I had a bunch of scrambled dreams, it was very disturbing. I was in the dark and could not find the ligh switch, stumbling on stuff thrown around on the floor. I felt the imminence of evil, the possibility of danger, a very bad fear, I don't know. Then I got to open a window, but it it was all dark outside also, so it didn't help me much. I rested my elbows on the window frame and decided to smoke a cigarette, so I could think about what I was going to do. But my restlessness started again, because I could not find my lighter in the darkness.
Last night I had a lightmare.

Mirror, mirror on the wall!

- oh boy! I wish I could be a bird today.

- how cute! like a humming bird to fly and kiss the flowers?

- no. like an ostrich to hide my head under the ground.

Being correct

Impossible not to have some level of cultural shock with the politically correct.
How am I supposed to describe a first meeting (with romantic possibilities) of two people who had the date arranged by a third part?
Would it be a visually challenged date?

TV

Late night. Very Late. I was trying to find something. I finally found Lost. But I got lost. Because I don't get Lost.

What the hell is the point?

I just don't get it. No fun. No thrill. Nothing..