Bad dream

Last night I had a bunch of scrambled dreams, it was very disturbing. I was in the dark and could not find the ligh switch, stumbling on stuff thrown around on the floor. I felt the imminence of evil, the possibility of danger, a very bad fear, I don't know. Then I got to open a window, but it it was all dark outside also, so it didn't help me much. I rested my elbows on the window frame and decided to smoke a cigarette, so I could think about what I was going to do. But my restlessness started again, because I could not find my lighter in the darkness.
Last night I had a lightmare.

Mirror, mirror on the wall!

- oh boy! I wish I could be a bird today.

- how cute! like a humming bird to fly and kiss the flowers?

- no. like an ostrich to hide my head under the ground.

Being correct

Impossible not to have some level of cultural shock with the politically correct.
How am I supposed to describe a first meeting (with romantic possibilities) of two people who had the date arranged by a third part?
Would it be a visually challenged date?

TV

Late night. Very Late. I was trying to find something. I finally found Lost. But I got lost. Because I don't get Lost.

What the hell is the point?

I just don't get it. No fun. No thrill. Nothing..

Shut me up!

- First time here?
- Hm hum.
- Been in a gym before?
- Yeah...
- How long ago?
- It's... uh...
- Ok! What is your favorite type of cardio?
- Hmmmm...
- And your goals in the gym would be?
- I....
- So, when do you want to start?
- ...

What to say? Some guys just make me speechless...

Singing and whistling

If any of you guys miss my "soft" brazilian accent, please go see this girl. She is a very talented, extra cute singer from Sao Paulo, my home town. And she is 15. Please do not swallow her!

Ladys and Gentlemen: Mallu Magalhães



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdd6G4kjTTc&feature=related

Patriotism?

Two girls in a coffee shop. A third girl walks in, goes to the table, smiling, and waits to be introduced:

- This is my friend Paula. She is also from Brazil.
- Hi, Paula. Nice to meet you. I'm Erica.
- Hi, America. Nice meeting you too.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I love real life jokes!

I'm a weirdo

I never smoke without chewing gum.
Writing with HB graphite pencil makes me flinch.
I know every person's smell.
I pour cold water in the coffe.
I do not watch movies about snow.
I mix English phrases when speaking Portuguese.
I use way more sweetener than it is reazonable.
My hands are always cold and I hate when they get warm.
.

Not even I can stand myself !

I wish all my friends would be online all the time and write and call all the time and wanted to talk to me all the time. I wish everyone was available to me all the time. I wish life was a big happy hour and everyone liked me. And that all my dear friends lived nearby and we could see each other every day, and could talk and talk, sitting at a bar table. Done! Then it would be allright.

(I know you had to go and take care of your lives... but it´s been fucking hard.)